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  2. reordering:

    looking for a tumblr boyfriend, picking a random one of my followers and gain thousands! following back all my dashboard is dead.

    (Source: addaspoonfullofsugar)

     
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  4. kushandwizdom:

    Kush quotes

     
  5. (Source: fuks, via erya)

     
  6. And then he said it, Tix. Three little words. No, not I love you, even better.

    (Source: queenguineveres, via theperksofbeingamusicaddict)

     

  7. glamour-parade:

    How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

    (Source: surf4ces, via thatsourwolff)

     

  8. fishingboatproceeds:

    cornchipz:

    daleksunshine:

    danfreakindavis:

    when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

    image

    You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

    oh my god you can

    What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

    (via thatsourwolff)

     

  9. fredschilton:

    if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

    (via thatsourwolff)

     
  10. spoonerismz:

    METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

    (Source: kanakamii, via thatsourwolff)

     
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  13. gingeraffe2:

    theholyfandoms:

    bilbosbum:

    gingeraffe2:

    HEY BRITISH FRIENDS
    I CHANGED SIRI TO BRITISH MODE AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO SAY PANTS HE THINKS I AM SAYING PEANUTS
    WHAT IS THE BRITISH WORDS FOR PANTS
    HELP

    Trousers?

    They are actually called peanuts. Just go with that. And why are you asking Siri about peanuts

    NO IM ASKIG ABOUT PANTS
    BUT BRITISH SIRI DOESNT KNOW THAT
    SO HE THINKS IM SAYING PEANUTS
    ITS BEEN A ROUGH MORNING DONT DO THIS TO ME

     

  14. youngblackandvegan:

    i like that there are pieces of me that no one will ever know but him

    as well as pieces of him that only i will ever see

    intimacy resides in the secret space shared between two people

    (via gingeraffe2)

     

  15. vantasly:

    but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

    (Source: nipetas, via gingeraffe2)